26 Oct

FIVELooks like Regret: Remember two years ago, when Heidi Montag got 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day? Yeah, I almost forgot too. You’ll be relieved to hear she visited Access Hollywood to announce she’s not planning on having any other cosmetic procedures. News flash girl, I don’t think there are any more…you left no stone unturned.FOURThe Hobbit Menu: Denny’s is offering a plethora of Hobbit themed menu items to correlate with the release of the upcoming movie The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Items like “Frodo’s Pot Roast Skillet” and “Gandalf’s Gobble Melt” will be available from November through January. I don’t know about you, but the last place I’m looking to go on “an unexpected journey” is a 24 hour diner.THREED-I-Why?: The Today Show blog released a list of the Top 10 DIY Costume searches from October 2012. Number 3 on the list was a Loofah. To anyone who chooses this costume – I admire your unfun spirit. I can’t think of anything more depressing than going to a party dressed up as a glorified sponge…The kind of sponge that lives in a damp bathtub and only sees you naked.TWOSwift Summer Romance: Taylor Swift recently ended her three month relationship with 18-year old, Conor Kennedy. During their fling, she purchased a $4.9 million dollar estate in Cape Cod to be closer to the high school hottie. I think we can all agree that this will provide great material for her next album. I’m crossing my fingers for a single about eating lobster bisque alone at the local clam shack…Let’s call it “Just One Bowl.”ONEReal Wrinkle Fighter: A San Francisco based masseuse has recently introduced a new way to combat aging skin. She refers to it as the “Ancient Thai Art of Face Slapping,” and it costs a cool $350 per 20 minute session. I, for one, hope she’s hiring…Imagine the satisfaction you would get smacking all the dummies who believe this actually works?


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