17 Oct

I don’t buy tabloid magazines – mostly because I don’t watch Real Housewives, and could care less about who was eliminated on this week’s Dancing with the Stars. Not to mention, most of the stories are completely fabricated…Jennifer Aniston has been pregnant like 12 times now, right?

I consider it within the realm of my unfun duties to deter my friends from reading them as well – but it doesn’t always work. Sometimes they leave them out on their coffee table and the smell of bullshit it so strong; even I can’t help but take a peek.

Between you and me, my favorite feature is Us Weekly’s, “Stars, They’re Just Like Us!” Sure, sometimes they hit up Starbucks without any makeup on, or pump gas barefoot in a pair of Spanx – but can we really ever be in tune with someone who earns upwards of $100K for 22 minutes of screen time, and can’t bake muffins without a bodyguard?

Lucky for us, celebs are making it possible to emulate their lifestyle with things like perfume, apparel, and various other products…Like I always say – If smelling like Katy Perry is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

We know a lot about the A-List, but according to my research, they only know one thing about us…

House of Dereon

HOUSE OF DEREON by Beyonce and Tina Knowles

Kardashian Kollection


Jessica Simpson


Sofia & LAMB

(R) L.A.M.B. by Gwen Stefani

We Like Leopard.

This is the best they could come up with…? Bitches got some explaining to do.

Unfun Fact: Guilty parties spared from this list include Jennifer Lopez for Kohl’s, Material Girl by Madonna & Lourdes, and G by Giuliana Rancic…Happy Shopping.


2 Responses to “SEEING SPOTS”

  1. MegansBeadedDesigns October 23, 2012 at 10:40 am #

    <- Likes leopard.

    *ducks in shame*

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