12 Oct


Makeunder, Makeover: Great News – Wendy’s is updating their logo for the first time in 30 years. Overall, the image has been simplified, and the portrait of Wendy is said to look slightly older and more approachable. If they really wanted to bring her look into the 21st century, they would have ditched the pig tails for a sock bun. Provided nobody else finds a finger in their chili, I’ll be there for the big reveal.FOUR

The Rhythm is Gonna Get You: Sometimes you need to hit the Zumba studio and just shake the stress away. If you choose to do so in Kennebunk, Maine you might get more than you bargained for. A local fitness instructor has been accused of offering Latin-inspired dance classes with a little somethin’ on the side. (This is the polite way of saying it may have been a brothel.) I bet you never thought you could feel overdressed in a pair of Lululemon’s, huh?


What is Love?:  Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman recently announced their plan to divorce after 30 years of marriage.  Some sources speculate DeVito had a wandering eye, and was constantly flirting with younger women. I have to ask – what kinds of women were flirting back? It’s a good thing Matilda moved in with Miss Honey when she had the chance… Ultimately, this news is very discouraging. I think we can all agree that Ice T and CoCo really are our only hope.

TWOCheck out that Rock: Astronomers have discovered a nearby planet dubbed “55 Cancri e.” It is two times the size of Earth at least one third of its mass is composed of pure diamond. I give it a week before Lindsay Lohan steals it in attempt to pay off her mom Dina’s mortgage…Are there nightclubs on Mars?

ONEInsta-GRAMMY: Fat Joe just released a new app-inspired track called Instagram That Hoe, featuring Rick Ross and Juicy J. (Listen here.) If this doesn’t go platinum, I don’t know what will. Some noteworthy lyrics include “Instagram that jet, Instagram these kicks…” Who knew he and his hip-hop entourage were such big fans of vintage inspired photo filters? Fat Joe, if you’re reading – which is more slimming, Toaster or Kelvin?


One Response to “UNFUN WEEKLY ROUNDUP [10.12.12]”

  1. roxthefox October 17, 2012 at 1:37 am #

    Great blog, want to follow each other?


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